The tranquil stream that runs with ease

Gomenasai everyone, I Ken-Sama would like to give his apology to my tomodachis. I Ken-Sama had to do a little traveling. It was urgent for Ken-Sama as I had to visit my Sensei. But I shall tell you what my Sensei told me and the battle that took place between my sensei and I. But first Ken-Sama shall tell you all about what my Sensei has told me about my efforts on going to glorious Nippon. "Do not think, Do not rush, Be the tranquil stream that follows where-ever the east wind blows". Ken-Sama was awed at my senseis teachings and Ken-Sama shall now give you all advice Be not worry about your faults be worry about what one can do and achieve with faults. Also it seems Ken-Sama was right about the poll. You Gaijins out there picked the Japanse Touhou, Ken-Sama expected as much.

My Sensei and I faced off like Japanese men, I the Ken-Sama he the master. He looked at me with Japanese flag like eyes, Ken-Sama readies his sword. Sensei readies his sword, WE CLASH KEN-SAMA FEELS THE GROUND RISING KEN-SAMA STARTS YELLING WITH ALL HIS JAPANESE MIGHT AND SWING AFTER SWING. DOING THE ANCIENT TECHNQIUES OF MUSASHI AND THE ONES KEN-SAMA MADE HIMSELF. THIS WAS A GRUELING BATTLE KEN-SAMA WAS GETTING TIRED. MY SENSEI JUST LOOKS AT KEN-SAMA BUT, KEN-SAMA FOUND OUT SOMETHING. MY SENSEI WAS GETTING TIRED AS WELL.. WE LEVELED TREES AND CHOPPED WATER IN HALF. NONE DARE COME NEAR OUR BATTLE. THEN THE SUN CAME UP. WE WERE FIGHTING FOR AN ENTIRE DAY. KEN-SAMA AND SENSEI GO FOR THE LAST STRIKE. Then Ken-Sama thinks in his head "Tomodachi...."

Ken-Sama has alot of work to do, I shall now read all of my tomodachis post with my Japanese spirit and courage.


Ken-Sama has much work to do, but it is like I am the fire that rapes the lands, but this is a good fire that cleanses the evil demons. Which Ken-Sama has another story for all of you about the evil demons.

Many Honor to you all

Ken-Sama

The tales of the bird and the forest god

 Gomenasai everyone and here is what I Ken-Sama have promised you in the last poll a look into Japanese females Ken-Sama first would like to show you a picture of the beauty of these women.

Ken-Sama now shall tell you of a dark secret of the Strong Japanese woman.

Even it affects 2D, be wary my friends if you are like Ken-Sama you will embrace their original form and their new form. It's what my sensei has always said do not let that of women hold you back instead you hold them back and treat them with respect and honor. Before body modifications and plastic surgery which some of the Japanese women do, they will both look beautiful and elegant either way. Ken-Sama shall tell you a tale of the lonely bird 

The lonely bird chirps and chirps but nothing is heard.

The lonely bird sees other birds with mates. 

The sad bird prays to the god of the forest.

The bird is granted intelligence and with that the bird decides to splatter it's wings with color.

Now the bird is attracting more mates than before.

You must be questioning Ken-Sama at this point but Ken-Sama shall tell you. Make-up and beauty supplies or plastic surgery is meant to get them to attract you so how shall Ken-Sama put it to you in this.

Do not give up hope my friends, the Japanese females are doing this to attract you so they can get married and become an honorable wife. I Ken-Sama do not need a wife right now because my training and my needing of a VISA. So remember even in both realms 2D and 3D Japanese females shall desire you, as they all are the lonely bird. Make sure you show them your honor and courage. Also, many of you may not know but Remilia Scarlet is a big user of this way to attract mates, but she uses it to devour her pray. REMEMBER TOMODACHI DO NOT BE FOOLED BY CERTAIN WOMEN THEY SHALL DEVOUR YOU AND YOUR HONOR. I KEN-SAMA SHALL WARN YOU OF THIS BEFOREHAND MAKE SURE YOU HAVE THEM BOW TO YOU IN THEIR HONOR FIRST.

Remember these important secrets everyone that Ken-Sama has taught you.

I wish honor upon all of you

Ken-Sama~