Ken-Sama now shall tell you of a dark secret of the Strong Japanese woman.
Even it affects 2D, be wary my friends if you are like Ken-Sama you will embrace their original form and their new form. It's what my sensei has always said do not let that of women hold you back instead you hold them back and treat them with respect and honor. Before body modifications and plastic surgery which some of the Japanese women do, they will both look beautiful and elegant either way. Ken-Sama shall tell you a tale of the lonely bird
The lonely bird chirps and chirps but nothing is heard.
The lonely bird sees other birds with mates.
The sad bird prays to the god of the forest.
The bird is granted intelligence and with that the bird decides to splatter it's wings with color.
Now the bird is attracting more mates than before.
You must be questioning Ken-Sama at this point but Ken-Sama shall tell you. Make-up and beauty supplies or plastic surgery is meant to get them to attract you so how shall Ken-Sama put it to you in this.
Do not give up hope my friends, the Japanese females are doing this to attract you so they can get married and become an honorable wife. I Ken-Sama do not need a wife right now because my training and my needing of a VISA. So remember even in both realms 2D and 3D Japanese females shall desire you, as they all are the lonely bird. Make sure you show them your honor and courage. Also, many of you may not know but Remilia Scarlet is a big user of this way to attract mates, but she uses it to devour her pray. REMEMBER TOMODACHI DO NOT BE FOOLED BY CERTAIN WOMEN THEY SHALL DEVOUR YOU AND YOUR HONOR. I KEN-SAMA SHALL WARN YOU OF THIS BEFOREHAND MAKE SURE YOU HAVE THEM BOW TO YOU IN THEIR HONOR FIRST.
Remember these important secrets everyone that Ken-Sama has taught you.
I wish honor upon all of you
Ken-Sama~
