The tales of the bird and the forest god

 Gomenasai everyone and here is what I Ken-Sama have promised you in the last poll a look into Japanese females Ken-Sama first would like to show you a picture of the beauty of these women.

Ken-Sama now shall tell you of a dark secret of the Strong Japanese woman.

Even it affects 2D, be wary my friends if you are like Ken-Sama you will embrace their original form and their new form. It's what my sensei has always said do not let that of women hold you back instead you hold them back and treat them with respect and honor. Before body modifications and plastic surgery which some of the Japanese women do, they will both look beautiful and elegant either way. Ken-Sama shall tell you a tale of the lonely bird 

The lonely bird chirps and chirps but nothing is heard.

The lonely bird sees other birds with mates. 

The sad bird prays to the god of the forest.

The bird is granted intelligence and with that the bird decides to splatter it's wings with color.

Now the bird is attracting more mates than before.

You must be questioning Ken-Sama at this point but Ken-Sama shall tell you. Make-up and beauty supplies or plastic surgery is meant to get them to attract you so how shall Ken-Sama put it to you in this.

Do not give up hope my friends, the Japanese females are doing this to attract you so they can get married and become an honorable wife. I Ken-Sama do not need a wife right now because my training and my needing of a VISA. So remember even in both realms 2D and 3D Japanese females shall desire you, as they all are the lonely bird. Make sure you show them your honor and courage. Also, many of you may not know but Remilia Scarlet is a big user of this way to attract mates, but she uses it to devour her pray. REMEMBER TOMODACHI DO NOT BE FOOLED BY CERTAIN WOMEN THEY SHALL DEVOUR YOU AND YOUR HONOR. I KEN-SAMA SHALL WARN YOU OF THIS BEFOREHAND MAKE SURE YOU HAVE THEM BOW TO YOU IN THEIR HONOR FIRST.

Remember these important secrets everyone that Ken-Sama has taught you.

I wish honor upon all of you

Ken-Sama~

Culture day Nihongo

I Ken-Sama welcome you all to Culture Day for Nippon that is Japan for you Gaijins and a powerful holiday that is not known by the Gaijins.

I Ken-Sama shall give you a quick and easy to read history upon Nippons Culture day.



 Culture Day exists to promote the arts and various fields of academic endeavor, local and prefectural governments of Nippon. Ken-Sama knows they typically choose this day to hold art exhibits, culture festivals, and strong Japanese showmanship where I Ken-Sama should be, but alas I am not there. Passionate Nippon Universities also attend Culture day where they display their Kimono collection and practice sparring with each other with intense speed and precision much like Ken-Sama wishes to do one day, oh how I Ken-Sama long to be in Nippon, as it is the best of everything and emodies Ken-Sama. 
Beginning in 1936 there is a prestigious Order of Culture That KEN-SAMA MUST OBTAIN AT ALL COSTS TO PROVE MYSELF TO THAT OF THE GLORIOUS NATION IF NIPPON. I KEN-SAMA SHALL TRY MY BEST IN ORDER TO DEFEAT THE GAIJINS AND MAINTAIN ORDER. Excuse that outburst I was feeling the passion upon this as I wish to attend the high schools and Universities and either become a sensational game designer or a studio ghibli animator.When the storm starts do not think of it as a bad omen but as a cleansing, one must think like a Japanese Panda and try your best to put yourself in others and look at what they see.

You can even see the Nippon females dressed up in nice Kimonos I hope one day to find one that can match Ken-Sama and hope she does not have plastic surgery enhancements but that is for another day.


 NOW EVERYONE IN CELEBRATION FOR CULTURE DAY YELL IN THE CLOUDS WITH KEN-SAMA, YELL ANYTHING LET OUT YOUR FIRE.



That is all  many thanks and honor to you all.