I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)
I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%
When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!
I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
A blog to view my Japanese prowess and to see my honed Japanese art. As well as to get some insight on the culture.
I dropped My Little Sister couldn't be this Generic so fast.... good luck reviewing it.... i don't think you'll even catch it LOLOLOL
ReplyDeleteBoy, I wish I were as cool as you Ken-Sama :(
ReplyDeleteYou are my hero
ReplyDeleteOkay listen you fuckwit, I'm tired of seeing your shitpost all the time.
ReplyDeleteFIrst off, you fucking twerp, it's konnichiwa, not Gomenasai.
KO NI CHI FUCKING WA. Gomenasai means sorry.
Second, you're a fucking retard for thinking japanese games are superior in any kind. They're as good and bas as american ones. I also bet your drawings look like shit.
Now, you fucking faggot, let me teach you something about swords.
The best thing your glorious Katana can cut through is a bamboo straw, and NOT FUCKING STEEL. LEARN THAT FOR FUCKS SAKE.And it's folded about 10 times, for a total 800 kayers at fucking most. Nobody's gonna sit 5 years in his room and polish a rod, exept you maybe because you can't get any pussy.
Now, you're telling me that you know stuff about japanese history. HA HA FUCKING HA FAGGOT. You couldn'T even get a proper Kana if your life depended on it, not like it's worth anything. No fucking one wears a goddamn Kimono in the streets, you retarded fuckwit.
Go on, move to Japan, get laughed at by fucking everyone, I might just fly with you to have a seat in the front row when your spirit is shattered to a thousand bits. No one is gonna like an acne-ridden wannabe-japanese who doesn't know shit about the culture he so disgustingly admires.
Now, kindly fuck off and die, you scum of the earth.
konnichiwa is like...good afternoon, doesn't...gomenasai...mean sorry...or something??? ohayo gozaimus or something means hello/good morning?? oh god i'm thinking back to my weeb days, help
Deletefirst of its written, こんいちは the は is a particle, also you can use ごめなさい gomenasai as a way to say hello, as in a polite "sorry im taking up your time"
Delete^ He died in the earthquake/tsunami. asshole.
ReplyDeletetc sucks!
ReplyDeleteAnd not a single fuck was given.
ReplyDeletemy name is Kenichi Smith.
ReplyDeleteI'm a 27 year old Japanese Toonaholic (Cartoon fan for you foreigners). I draw cartoons and comics on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior American games. (Halo, Gears of War, Call of Duty)
I train with my revolver every day, this superior weapon can shoot straight through steel because it kicks ass, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my gun license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak English fluently, both the American and the British accents, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their Constitution, which I follow 100%
When I get my American visa, I am moving to New York to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Nickelodeon or a game designer!
I own several cowboy outfits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I keep cool to my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in America!
^^^
ReplyDeleteTo the guy who said he died in the tsunami...
If it is true, then...
This may sound harsh, but he chased his weeaboo dream to Japan not knowing what he was getting himself into, and suffered the consequences.
But I 100% agree with the second anon guy. And only annoying online wanabees write blog posts in first and second person, and if he knew even the slightest amount of Japanese he wouldn't use honorifics on himself.
@the guy above me
ReplyDeleteNot sure if troll or just very stupid.
We will miss you Ken-sama!!
ReplyDeleteIf only you had been more prepared, you could have gone to Gensokyo instead of dying :(
did he died?
ReplyDeleteAdiós amigo mío, no hay día en el que no pensemos en ti.
ReplyDeleteFuck this Ken Sama guy. He is a pathetic weeaboo who probably ate sushi everyday and played video games believing he was living the Japanese lifestyle.
ReplyDeleteA fucking idiot like him should realize that Manga is going down hill fast in Japan and people dont give a shit about it anymore.
Again, I am glad this nut sucker is dead.
^^^
ReplyDeleteYou must be new... this copypasta is as old as the Earth. I bet an anon just made this blog for the *lulz*
Happy New Year Ken-sama, Live on in /a/ to make newfags angry!
ReplyDeleteRIP In piece ken sama
ReplyDeleteKen Sama's spirit continues to heal the Japanese people almost a year after the tsunami.
ReplyDeleteGomenesai, sensei.
He lives on in our hearts, as long as the memory of Ken-sama persists then so will he.
ReplyDeleteWhy don't you update your blog anymore Ken-sama?
ReplyDeleteKe-Sama!
ReplyDeleteThis guy
ReplyDeleteHes not funny at all
i find him a insult to japan
im glad this guy died
i live there and i saw this guy wandering around in this kimono we all just stared while we wore our t shirts and jeans. you americans you stupid
excuse my english im learning it now in america
Lol, all you stupid Americunts. Ken-Sama is just a retard. He tried to persue his weaaboo dream, and died. Wow.
ReplyDeleteRIP in piece Ken-sama
ReplyDeleteHe nevr todl us wich 2hu he wuld fuk
I miss Ken-sama. Rip in peace.
ReplyDeleteThe whole Ken-sama thing was a lie
ReplyDeletehttp://www.siliconashes.net/~imbrium/?p=27
Look, source of the image.
His name is Bradon, and he is married
I am DISGUSTED that this woman would steal Ken-sama's photo like that. A disgrace to Ken-sama's memory. Rest in peace my humble warrior.
DeleteYOU FUCKING LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DeleteWhat!? Ken sama isn't Japanese?
DeleteTypical Americans. Trying to profit from the honorable death of Ken-sama.
DeleteI'm looking for a bento box, it cant be pinku (that's Japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (that's Japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (Korea) or whatever. I have found a bento box similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i don't want my gohan (rice) to touch my other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii)
ReplyDeleteGood luck with your trip Ken.
ReplyDeleteThough you've been talking about this since 2005.
Lol, didn't know Kanji was a language.
ReplyDeleteなんか変な外国人な。なぜ日本人になりたいかい。今日本の経済はやべえよ。俺のおススメはアメリカに帰ってくれ。
ReplyDeleteGomenasai.
ReplyDeleteRIP in peace, sweet prince. ;_;
ReplyDeleteWe miss you Ken-Sama
ReplyDeleteHe died for our Sins
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