The tranquil stream that runs with ease

Gomenasai everyone, I Ken-Sama would like to give his apology to my tomodachis. I Ken-Sama had to do a little traveling. It was urgent for Ken-Sama as I had to visit my Sensei. But I shall tell you what my Sensei told me and the battle that took place between my sensei and I. But first Ken-Sama shall tell you all about what my Sensei has told me about my efforts on going to glorious Nippon. "Do not think, Do not rush, Be the tranquil stream that follows where-ever the east wind blows". Ken-Sama was awed at my senseis teachings and Ken-Sama shall now give you all advice Be not worry about your faults be worry about what one can do and achieve with faults. Also it seems Ken-Sama was right about the poll. You Gaijins out there picked the Japanse Touhou, Ken-Sama expected as much.

My Sensei and I faced off like Japanese men, I the Ken-Sama he the master. He looked at me with Japanese flag like eyes, Ken-Sama readies his sword. Sensei readies his sword, WE CLASH KEN-SAMA FEELS THE GROUND RISING KEN-SAMA STARTS YELLING WITH ALL HIS JAPANESE MIGHT AND SWING AFTER SWING. DOING THE ANCIENT TECHNQIUES OF MUSASHI AND THE ONES KEN-SAMA MADE HIMSELF. THIS WAS A GRUELING BATTLE KEN-SAMA WAS GETTING TIRED. MY SENSEI JUST LOOKS AT KEN-SAMA BUT, KEN-SAMA FOUND OUT SOMETHING. MY SENSEI WAS GETTING TIRED AS WELL.. WE LEVELED TREES AND CHOPPED WATER IN HALF. NONE DARE COME NEAR OUR BATTLE. THEN THE SUN CAME UP. WE WERE FIGHTING FOR AN ENTIRE DAY. KEN-SAMA AND SENSEI GO FOR THE LAST STRIKE. Then Ken-Sama thinks in his head "Tomodachi...."

Ken-Sama has alot of work to do, I shall now read all of my tomodachis post with my Japanese spirit and courage.


Ken-Sama has much work to do, but it is like I am the fire that rapes the lands, but this is a good fire that cleanses the evil demons. Which Ken-Sama has another story for all of you about the evil demons.

Many Honor to you all

Ken-Sama

The tales of the bird and the forest god

 Gomenasai everyone and here is what I Ken-Sama have promised you in the last poll a look into Japanese females Ken-Sama first would like to show you a picture of the beauty of these women.

Ken-Sama now shall tell you of a dark secret of the Strong Japanese woman.

Even it affects 2D, be wary my friends if you are like Ken-Sama you will embrace their original form and their new form. It's what my sensei has always said do not let that of women hold you back instead you hold them back and treat them with respect and honor. Before body modifications and plastic surgery which some of the Japanese women do, they will both look beautiful and elegant either way. Ken-Sama shall tell you a tale of the lonely bird 

The lonely bird chirps and chirps but nothing is heard.

The lonely bird sees other birds with mates. 

The sad bird prays to the god of the forest.

The bird is granted intelligence and with that the bird decides to splatter it's wings with color.

Now the bird is attracting more mates than before.

You must be questioning Ken-Sama at this point but Ken-Sama shall tell you. Make-up and beauty supplies or plastic surgery is meant to get them to attract you so how shall Ken-Sama put it to you in this.

Do not give up hope my friends, the Japanese females are doing this to attract you so they can get married and become an honorable wife. I Ken-Sama do not need a wife right now because my training and my needing of a VISA. So remember even in both realms 2D and 3D Japanese females shall desire you, as they all are the lonely bird. Make sure you show them your honor and courage. Also, many of you may not know but Remilia Scarlet is a big user of this way to attract mates, but she uses it to devour her pray. REMEMBER TOMODACHI DO NOT BE FOOLED BY CERTAIN WOMEN THEY SHALL DEVOUR YOU AND YOUR HONOR. I KEN-SAMA SHALL WARN YOU OF THIS BEFOREHAND MAKE SURE YOU HAVE THEM BOW TO YOU IN THEIR HONOR FIRST.

Remember these important secrets everyone that Ken-Sama has taught you.

I wish honor upon all of you

Ken-Sama~

My new VISA

I Ken-Sama have yet to acquire a VISA so I can move to Nippon that is Japan for you Gaijins. I Ken-Sama would like to ask everyone or rather I pose you all with a question about my VISA. Which one of them suits me the best?

Please do not be shy, as my sensei has said that when the mouse burrows it loses out on it's cheese. Be much like the trees facing the wind, when the wind howls and the trees endure it. Ken-Sama wishes for when I get my VISA to be as Japanese as possible.


In other news with Ken-Sama I would like to tell all of you, that I will be posting my prized posession Sakura Cherry-Sama soon so please look forward to her. She means alot to me as a true warrior who practices bushido and this sword came from Nippon and it was also folded over THOUSANDS OF TIMES. I blush when I take her out, all of you deserve to see her so please I hope you honor her when you set your eyes.

The Battle of the Rising Sun

  Gomenasai everyone I Ken-Sama shall inform you all of my righteous and virtuous battle.









I stood down and waited for the little Gaijins they came at me staring at me first and then they decided to act upon their evil demon intentions. But, I Ken-Sama was ready as I meditated and prepared my body for the oncoming assault. They kept throwing their eggs at me. I took boxes after boxes even a piece of lunch meat.My trusted sword lay in front of my watching the assault take place. I turned into a state of zen much like in Japan when you sit in the classroom of a high school and have everyone stare at you because of how strong of a Japanese man you are. I scared them off so it seems I KEN-SAMA have remained victorious and when they ran out of eggs. I stood up firm and yelled like how Norio Wakamoto would. This tiny Gaijin baby looked at me and then proceeded to have tears of joy in my efforts of getting rid of the demons. and with further ado everyone here is the picture I Ken-Sama promised. Also I wish all of you good health and a happy Rising Sun day.

On another note everyone I feel a bit tired from the relentless assault that took place. So I Ken-sama feel that my picture below can show you the extreme pain and attacks the gaijins have done to me. Notice in the hair it look just colored. My picture upon close inspection of Yukari-Sama and Ken-Sama look odd and weird in both artistic value and colors and odd anatomy. That is because I Ken-Sama wanted to make it feel how I am feeling right now. If you find my Studio Ghibli art to be faulty than best wishes to you as it represents my emotions.

Gomenasaiは私の公正な、有徳の戦いを皆IケンSamaすべて知らせる。 私は身を引き、それらが私を最初に凝視している私に来たそれから邪悪な鬼の意思に機能することにした小さいGaijinsを待ち。 しかし私が近づいて来る攻撃のために黙想し、私のボディを準備したので、IケンSamaは準備ができていた。 それらは私で卵を投げ続けた。 私は箱の後で箱に昼食肉の部分を取った。私の攻撃の監視の前の私の信頼された剣の位置は起こる。 私は日本のと同じように禅の状態に凝視して日本の人の強いいかにのためにあるか高等学校の教室に坐り、皆をあなたをもらうとき回った。 私はそれらをを離れておびえさせた従ってI KEN-SAMAが勝利に残ったときに卵を使い果たしたことをそれはようで。 私はNorio Wakamotoがいかにのようにかしっかりし、叫ばれて立った。 Gaijinのこの小さい赤ん坊は私を見、次に鬼を追い払うことの私の努力の喜びの破損を持つことを進んだ。 そしてそれ以上の騒ぎとここに皆は約束される映像IケンSamaである。

MM!

 Welcome to MM! えむえむっ! Emu Emu a new anime to this wonderful Fall season, this is based off of a Light Novel by Akinari Matsuno. The premise is about a young lad named Taro Sado. Taro is like every ordinary glorious Japanese School Boy in a prestigious school in wonderful Japan. He has a catch! He is a full blown masochist. This is where the story begins to flourish like the Cherry Blossoms in a beautiful Japanese Spring.. Taro-San goes in a School club, not just any School Club! This is a club to help him cure him of his masochism. The club in name is called the Second Help Club it is run by Mio Isurugi or just simply Mio-Sama. Mio-Sama is what you would want at first glance, she is kind, generous and loving and wishes to rid Taro-San of his problem. Thats not the case with this vivacious Mio-Sama! She turns into a vicious god-complex of a girl who beats Taro-San senselessly. To put it bluntly, Mio-Sama is a Sadist although nothing is said about her being one. You can tell by how much she enjoys calling Taro names and as well as hurting him whenever she can in order to "cure" him of his disease.














First Impressions:

I Ken-Sama see that this show has wonderful progress as I will start blogging about episodes 1-5 later when I finish up my summaries of the anime I said I was watching. So stay tuned and Gomenasai everyone.


   









   MMへの歓迎! えむえむっ! エミューのエミューこのすばらしい秋季への新しい日本製アニメ。 前提はTaro Sadoと名前を挙げられる若い若者についてある。 タロイモはすばらしい日本の著名な学校のあらゆる通常の見事な日本の生徒のようである。 彼に捕獲物がある! 彼は満開のmasochistである。 これは物語が美しい日本のばねの桜のように活気づき始めるところである。 タロイモサンは学校クラブちょうどあらゆる学校クラブではなくで入る! これは彼のマゾヒズムの彼を治すのを彼が助けるクラブである。 名前のクラブは縮小Isurugiかちょうど縮小Samaによって単に動かされる第2助けクラブと電話される。 、彼女である親切、彼の問題のタロイモサンを除いて寛大愛すること願い縮小Samaは最初一見でほしいと思うものがである。 それはこの快活な縮小Samaの場合にはそうではない! 彼女はタロイモサンを意味もなく打つ女の子の不道徳な神複雑のに回る。 卒直に言えば、縮小Samaは何も彼女の1人であることについて言われないがサディストである。 彼女が"できる時はいつでも言う彼女が彼をか傷つけることと同様、タロイモの名前と呼ぶことを楽しむかどの位によってことができ、; cure" 彼の病気の彼。 第一印象: IケンSamaは私が私は見ていたことを私が言った日本製アニメの私の概要を終えるとき私がエピソードについて1-5を後でblogging始めるのでこのショーにすばらしい進歩があることを見る。 従ってGomenasai皆引続き注目すれば。