The tranquil stream that runs with ease

Gomenasai everyone, I Ken-Sama would like to give his apology to my tomodachis. I Ken-Sama had to do a little traveling. It was urgent for Ken-Sama as I had to visit my Sensei. But I shall tell you what my Sensei told me and the battle that took place between my sensei and I. But first Ken-Sama shall tell you all about what my Sensei has told me about my efforts on going to glorious Nippon. "Do not think, Do not rush, Be the tranquil stream that follows where-ever the east wind blows". Ken-Sama was awed at my senseis teachings and Ken-Sama shall now give you all advice Be not worry about your faults be worry about what one can do and achieve with faults. Also it seems Ken-Sama was right about the poll. You Gaijins out there picked the Japanse Touhou, Ken-Sama expected as much.

My Sensei and I faced off like Japanese men, I the Ken-Sama he the master. He looked at me with Japanese flag like eyes, Ken-Sama readies his sword. Sensei readies his sword, WE CLASH KEN-SAMA FEELS THE GROUND RISING KEN-SAMA STARTS YELLING WITH ALL HIS JAPANESE MIGHT AND SWING AFTER SWING. DOING THE ANCIENT TECHNQIUES OF MUSASHI AND THE ONES KEN-SAMA MADE HIMSELF. THIS WAS A GRUELING BATTLE KEN-SAMA WAS GETTING TIRED. MY SENSEI JUST LOOKS AT KEN-SAMA BUT, KEN-SAMA FOUND OUT SOMETHING. MY SENSEI WAS GETTING TIRED AS WELL.. WE LEVELED TREES AND CHOPPED WATER IN HALF. NONE DARE COME NEAR OUR BATTLE. THEN THE SUN CAME UP. WE WERE FIGHTING FOR AN ENTIRE DAY. KEN-SAMA AND SENSEI GO FOR THE LAST STRIKE. Then Ken-Sama thinks in his head "Tomodachi...."

Ken-Sama has alot of work to do, I shall now read all of my tomodachis post with my Japanese spirit and courage.


Ken-Sama has much work to do, but it is like I am the fire that rapes the lands, but this is a good fire that cleanses the evil demons. Which Ken-Sama has another story for all of you about the evil demons.

Many Honor to you all

Ken-Sama

The tales of the bird and the forest god

 Gomenasai everyone and here is what I Ken-Sama have promised you in the last poll a look into Japanese females Ken-Sama first would like to show you a picture of the beauty of these women.

Ken-Sama now shall tell you of a dark secret of the Strong Japanese woman.

Even it affects 2D, be wary my friends if you are like Ken-Sama you will embrace their original form and their new form. It's what my sensei has always said do not let that of women hold you back instead you hold them back and treat them with respect and honor. Before body modifications and plastic surgery which some of the Japanese women do, they will both look beautiful and elegant either way. Ken-Sama shall tell you a tale of the lonely bird 

The lonely bird chirps and chirps but nothing is heard.

The lonely bird sees other birds with mates. 

The sad bird prays to the god of the forest.

The bird is granted intelligence and with that the bird decides to splatter it's wings with color.

Now the bird is attracting more mates than before.

You must be questioning Ken-Sama at this point but Ken-Sama shall tell you. Make-up and beauty supplies or plastic surgery is meant to get them to attract you so how shall Ken-Sama put it to you in this.

Do not give up hope my friends, the Japanese females are doing this to attract you so they can get married and become an honorable wife. I Ken-Sama do not need a wife right now because my training and my needing of a VISA. So remember even in both realms 2D and 3D Japanese females shall desire you, as they all are the lonely bird. Make sure you show them your honor and courage. Also, many of you may not know but Remilia Scarlet is a big user of this way to attract mates, but she uses it to devour her pray. REMEMBER TOMODACHI DO NOT BE FOOLED BY CERTAIN WOMEN THEY SHALL DEVOUR YOU AND YOUR HONOR. I KEN-SAMA SHALL WARN YOU OF THIS BEFOREHAND MAKE SURE YOU HAVE THEM BOW TO YOU IN THEIR HONOR FIRST.

Remember these important secrets everyone that Ken-Sama has taught you.

I wish honor upon all of you

Ken-Sama~

Walking through the paths of flames

  Ken-Sama always wakes up at the crack of dawn so Ken-Sama can practice Japanese things, I Ken-Sama walked into town today. I always greet my elders with honorifics and they seem to ignore Ken-Sama, I think they do this because Ken-Sama is always so polite and they do not know what to say with such nobleness and courage. Even the kids in the mall point and and look at Ken-Sama when I buy my Japanese games from a Nihongo store. Ken-Sama draws many attention, I think this is because they admire Ken-Sama. Even the Gaijin teenage girls seem to look at Ken-Sama and laugh, I Ken-Sama walk proudly and know that I Ken-Sama am looked up to in my baka gaijin community that I cannot wait to leave when I finally get my glorious VISA.

Ken-Sama shall conclude the poll today until much later after I Ken-Sama meditate


This is just a tiny bit of the impact I Ken-Sama make when I walk with the Gaijins.

Culture day Nihongo

I Ken-Sama welcome you all to Culture Day for Nippon that is Japan for you Gaijins and a powerful holiday that is not known by the Gaijins.

I Ken-Sama shall give you a quick and easy to read history upon Nippons Culture day.



 Culture Day exists to promote the arts and various fields of academic endeavor, local and prefectural governments of Nippon. Ken-Sama knows they typically choose this day to hold art exhibits, culture festivals, and strong Japanese showmanship where I Ken-Sama should be, but alas I am not there. Passionate Nippon Universities also attend Culture day where they display their Kimono collection and practice sparring with each other with intense speed and precision much like Ken-Sama wishes to do one day, oh how I Ken-Sama long to be in Nippon, as it is the best of everything and emodies Ken-Sama. 
Beginning in 1936 there is a prestigious Order of Culture That KEN-SAMA MUST OBTAIN AT ALL COSTS TO PROVE MYSELF TO THAT OF THE GLORIOUS NATION IF NIPPON. I KEN-SAMA SHALL TRY MY BEST IN ORDER TO DEFEAT THE GAIJINS AND MAINTAIN ORDER. Excuse that outburst I was feeling the passion upon this as I wish to attend the high schools and Universities and either become a sensational game designer or a studio ghibli animator.When the storm starts do not think of it as a bad omen but as a cleansing, one must think like a Japanese Panda and try your best to put yourself in others and look at what they see.

You can even see the Nippon females dressed up in nice Kimonos I hope one day to find one that can match Ken-Sama and hope she does not have plastic surgery enhancements but that is for another day.


 NOW EVERYONE IN CELEBRATION FOR CULTURE DAY YELL IN THE CLOUDS WITH KEN-SAMA, YELL ANYTHING LET OUT YOUR FIRE.



That is all  many thanks and honor to you all.

Gomenasai, the tale of the east winds

Gomenasai everyone, I Ken-Sama have returned from the mountains.

When I was meditating intently in the waterfalls, the wind spoke softly into my ear and told Ken-Sama the answers to my mistakes and how to better myself. As the east winds spoke to Ken-Sama's ear, my mind turned into a Japan. I saw Ken-Sama being in a Japanese High School as a Sensei honing my Katana. I Ken-Sama then got out of my meditative state. I took off my Kimono then I Ken-Sama roared like the Japanese gods, I Ken-Sama roared so loudly I scared off 400 bears from campgrounds. Then I put back on my Kimono, I proceeded to walk slowly and burningly. I looked in the lake and saw Ken-Sama. I was made of Japanese steel and ready to face my punishment. Then I returned and saw the poll results that means I Ken-Sama must face the demons and accept all they have to give at me. Do not fret everyone for I Ken-Sama am radiating with fire. Never before has Ken-Sama felt such vigor it feels as if my posts are burning with fire as a write. KEN-SAMA CAN SHOUT AT THE FORCE STRONGER THAN THAT OF THE HEAVENS.



In other news Ken-Sama would like to wish everyone a happy culture day

I have dishonored you all and I will be gone for a day to reflect

My blade was not polished I have disgraced everyone so I will be in deep thought in the mountains I apologize before hand if you dislike this song it is the only thing I can think of to convey my emotions.



Sayonara everyone for now

Ken-Sama~

Ken-Sama presents you

My lovely, beautiful, strong, burning soul, everything that embodies I Ken-Sama




I am a little nervous presenting you her


Here is my Sakura Cherry-Sama in all of her glory please honor her appearance for it is the first time I show her not in battle or in practice but to friends.

Unsheathed, her beautiful bronze complexion makes me blush everytime I look at her

Showing a little steel, beware you do not wish to see this when I hold it. This means I Ken-Sama am ready to level a building in half. 

Sakura Cherry-Sama is like a cool spring in Mount Fuji. She makes any day at ease.

While writing this I Ken-Sama feel proud and my blood is burning hotter than the sun. Look at her lovely tip and the blade that has been folded thousands of times, a legendary Katana made by the best Japanese blacksmiths in the world.

Ken-Samas Sakura Cherry-Samas hilt. Such a beautiful color it reminds me of when I was young with my wooden sword. The fond memories I had as a young Ken-Sama. 

All of you have been so good to Ken-Sama and I hope my advice has helped you all. I hope you honor me by enjoying seeing my lovely Sakura Cherry-Sama im blushing at the thought of showing you all my pictures of her. Gomenasai Everyone!


Ken-Sama~